银川朗阁英语-英语幽默笑话:兔子的论文

作者:yc老师来源:朗阁教育时间:2018-01-22 14:23:51.000

摘要:It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

 
 

it`s a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

这是一个阳光灿烂的晴朗日子,森林里一只小兔子坐在洞穴外,在打字机上敲敲打打。这时一只散步的狐狸走了过来。

Fox: "What are you working on?"

狐狸:你在做什么呢?

Rabbit: "My thesis."

兔子:写我的论文。

Fox: "Hmmm. What`s it about?"

狐狸:唔,是关于什么的?

Rabbit: "Oh, I""m writing about how rabbits eat foxes."

兔子:噢,我在写兔子是怎样吃掉狐狸的。

Fox: "That`s ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits do""t eat foxes."

狐狸:你太搞笑了吧!谁都知道兔子不吃狐狸。

Rabbit: "Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me."

兔子:兔子当然吃,我能证明的。跟我来。

They both disappear into the rabbit`s burrow. After a few minutes, the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes typing.

它们一起消失在兔子的洞穴里,几分钟后只有兔子独自出来了。它回到打字机前继续敲打。

Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

很快,一只狼走了过来,停下看着兔子奋力工作。

Wolf: "What`s that you""re writing?"

狼:你在写什么呢?

Rabbit: "I""m doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."

兔子:我在写论文,关于兔子如何吃掉狼。

Wolf: "You do""t expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"

狼:你不会指望这种垃圾论文被发表吧!

Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

兔子:能发表,你想知道为什么吗?

The rabbit and the wolf into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and es back to typing.

兔子和狼一起进了洞穴,而兔子又一次独自走了出来。几分钟后它继续打字。

Inside the rabbit`s burrow: In one corner, there is a pile of fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the other side of the room, a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth.

兔子洞穴里:一个角落里是一堆狐狸骨头,另一角落里是一堆狼骨头。而另一侧是一只狮子,它边打着饱嗝,边剔着牙齿。

It does""t matter what you choose for a thesis subject.

论文的题目选什么无关紧要。

It does""t matter what you use for data.

你用什么作为例证数据也无关紧要。

What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor.

真正重要的是:你的论文导师是谁!


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