摘要：It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
it`s a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit: "My thesis."
Fox: "Hmmm. What`s it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I""m writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
Fox: "That`s ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits do""t eat foxes."
Rabbit: "Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me."
They both disappear into the rabbit`s burrow. After a few minutes, the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes typing.
Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.
Wolf: "What`s that you""re writing?"
Rabbit: "I""m doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
Wolf: "You do""t expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"
The rabbit and the wolf into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and es back to typing.
Inside the rabbit`s burrow: In one corner, there is a pile of fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the other side of the room, a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth.
It does""t matter what you choose for a thesis subject.
It does""t matter what you use for data.
What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor.